people terrify me

These are the types of morons I have to weed out in searching for a retirement home and boarding for my horses (an actual CL ad):

NEED YOUR HORSE OR HORSES WELL KEPT THRU THE WINTER? FOR A DAY? A MONTH? WE OFFER RICH PASTURES FOR GRAZING; CLEAN STALLS & SAFE ENVIRONMENT! JUST THE PLACE FOR YOUR HORSE TO CALL HOME!!!

AND IF YOU’RE NEEDIN HELP GETTING IN THE SADDLE, AND RIDING THAT STUD, WE’LL HELP YOU GET THOSE SPURS ON just RIGHT SO YOU’LL BE RIDING THE TRAIL WITH THE PRO’S! IF YOU WANTED A GENTLE GIANT BUT TURNS OUT YOU’VE GOT YOURSELF A “BUCKIN BRONC”, heck we’ll break ’em down to your level! Whether it’s GREEN BROKE or FULL BROKE, THEY WILL FOLLOW your LEAD- THINK YOU CAN’T AFFORD US? GIVE US LADIES HERE AT THE RANCH A HOLLER- AND GOD BLESS ALL OF YA’LL!! SEE YA SOON!! 🙂 bye now.

What’s more scary is that a lot of people will respond to this ad…

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